1) "Don't lick her hair!"
-coworker to boy who had just, well...licked someone's hair
2) "Excuse me fair lady, but have you seen Sir George Washington? Clearly I have time traveled to the future and he is nowhere to be found."
-one of my students to me during recess
3) "It just feels like there is charcoal in my butt"
- one of my students to me in response to the question "Are you feeling okay?"
4) "Dear A,
I hate your stinkin guts. I hope your marry the floor.
From, Z"
- one students to another on a note I caught them passing
5) "I had a bad day yesterday"-student
"Why is that?" -me
"Our car caught on fire when we were inside of it." -student (as nonchalantly as one could be)
Don't you wish your workplace was this entertaining?
That George Washington comment is hilarious! And yet so ODD! Makes me think of Manny from Modern Family -- the 50 year old man in a 9 year old body.
ReplyDeleteThe last comment, nonchalant response, reminds me of a conversation I had with a kid a few years back. He came in with a black eye and scrapes on his face. When I asked him what happened, he nonchalantly replied, "Oh, I got beat up by a midget."
the last two totally made me crack up! i wish my workplace were exciting--most of the time I'm just bored! ho-hum
ReplyDeleteHahaha, love it, Carrie!
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